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I'm back!!! Tips on How to be a Korean...

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I'm finally up on my feet and dancing. Well not really dancing but I'm sniffle-cough-jaw pain-FREE! Woot! Thanks to all who logged in their best wishes for me, I truly appreciate it.

Coming back to blogging I have been pondering on lists lately. I love reading lists (also making them - Things to Do, Grocery Lists, Lists of People I Abhor, etc.) Here's one list I have thought of lately.

Tips on How to be a Korean

1. When you point at something on a piece of paper or on the blackboard, use your middle finger.

2. Eat ice cream outside in the dead of winter.


3. Wear T-shirts that has funny English on it.

4. When someone takes your picture, make a peace sign or put a finger on your cheek to show how cute you are.

5. When eating at a korean bossam (lettuce wrap) restaurant, try to make a bossam as big as a baseball and successfully put everything in your mouth and chew. Chew. Chew.

6. When you're eating and someone asks you a question, just shove the food on the side of your cheek and answer right away. Sometimes, let the other person see the food in your mouth while you talk.

7. In korean fast food restaurants, yell "YO-GI-YO!" as loud as you can to attract the adjuma waitresses' attention.

8. When you leave your apartment, try to slam the door as hard as you can. Do the same when you enter your apartment.

9. Whenever you greet anyone (on the street, in the office, in your home, etc.) make a half-bow and don't stop bowing until the other person does.

10. When you drive your car down the street, don't use any signal lights at all. Watch as pedestrians try to figure out where the heck you are going or turning.