Spammers should be hanged by their...

...wazoos. Don't make me explain what a wazzoo is.

I hate, no, make that DETEST spammers. And hackers. And those idiotic Nigerian doofuses who call me Daddy or Mommy and say they want to give me 5 million out of their 30 million, gazillion gold bullions. Pffffffffsss. :P

Here's another warning for all Yahoo folks out there. My friend in Canada got this in her email and had enough sense to contact Yahoo and verify if it was real. Of course, it was as fake as Donald Trump's hair. Or Paris Hilton's nose. But I digress.

So, if you find this email (see below) or one similar like it in your Yahoo inbox, just delete it and say a hundred curses of eternal diarrhea and an uncontrollable bout of sneezing to the idiot who came up with the idea.

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From: yahoo customer care
To: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 9:23:00 PM
Subject: Yahoo Warning !!!! Verify Your Account Now To Avoid Suspension
!!!!

Account Alert

Dear Yahoo Customer,

Due to the congestion in all Yahoo users and removal of all unused Yahoo accounts,Yahoo would be shutting down all unused Accounts. You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Info below after clicking the reply botton, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

UserName: ...................................
Password:........................................
Date Of Birth: ........................................
Country Or Territory:.............................

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his or her account before two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

-End of Email-

PS. You can tell spammers by the way they misspell words. Idiots.